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PayPal Partners with Chipotle to Help SNAP Recipients Eat Well Using Buy Now Pay Later (BNPL)

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PayPal Partners with Chipotle to Help SNAP Recipients Eat Well Using Buy Now Pay Later (BNPL) with 5% Cashback Through the End of the Year

San Jose, CA – October 31, 2025 – In a groundbreaking move to "spice up" financial wellness, PayPal today announced a partnership with Chipotle Mexican Grill. SNAP recipients can now burrito their budgets with BNPL, deferring guac payments while earning 5% cashback on every carnitas splurge—valid until December 31.

"Food insecurity meets fintech flair!" exclaimed PayPal CEO Alex Chriss. "Why choose between rent and rice bowls when you can finance flavor?"

Chipotle's CFO added, "We're guac-ing the system for good."

This initiative promises debt with a side of salsa. Bon appétit, America!

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PayPal: We make debt delicious.

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🤣NVIDIA Valued at 5 Trillion Dollars.

💰Amazon pours cash into AI data centers.

✂️Job cuts affected corporate jobs - mostly retail ops, HR, ads, and Audible.

🌊US wave hit yesterday; Europe, Australia and others are still in process.

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Be Careful NYC

The mayor of New York City election is scheduled for November 4, 2025.

Running in the election are Democratic state assemblyman Zohran Mamdani, Republican activist Curtis Sliwa, and independent former governor Andrew Cuomo.